- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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