What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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