A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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