- Anti Joke

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Q

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game