what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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