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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal