- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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