- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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