- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

I walk into a bar...

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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