- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

The global news

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

women's rights

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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