- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Knock knock. Get out!!

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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