- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Daniel is a fag

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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