What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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