There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

A van drives into a car.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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