A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

sorry got to poo

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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