Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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