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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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