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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What? Yes.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

You sick fiend

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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