- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's the new green? Green

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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