- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

bangers and mash?

Horse.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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