- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What did the old man say? Im old

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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