What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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knock knock

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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