Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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