- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Justin's life

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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