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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Poop

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