what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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rocky is here again.......................

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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