What city likes baseball the most? New York

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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