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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Albino African Americans

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Yo Momma So Fat!

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Corn Muffins

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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