- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

women rights

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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