Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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