Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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a. why? b. because

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Anti Joke

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