- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Christ is a conspiracy

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Terry has ebola

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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