What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Detroit has a low crime rate

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

how man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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