Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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