What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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A man walks into a vagina

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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