She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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