What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

http://www.dafk.net/what/

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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