- Anti Joke

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did the old man say? Im old

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

You sick fiend

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Your mom is so old she died