What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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