A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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White men's rights

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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DERP

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