I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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