- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

I had friends on the Death Star.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Justin Bieber

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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