- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Gordon Brown smiles.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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