Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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