Roses are red Im adopted

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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DEATH.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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