- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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