- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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