- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What do black people eat? Food.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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