- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Ms Leong Sux

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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