why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Cripples are lame.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

hi dave

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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