- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

White men's rights

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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