- Anti Joke

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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