- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

who is not good looking? mon morello

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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