What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Feminism.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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