Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Double-whammy

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Religion.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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