- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

learn. advance!

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

I drive a 'rarri

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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