- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

silver bullet?

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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