how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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