- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Stephen Hawking can walk

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Chuck Norris.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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