A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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